chop off poo

when you are consumed in the act of pooing, and are having a jolly good time, and you have to squeeze the poo off early for reasons like a phone call or an I.M., thus leaving you unsatisfied, and with quite a messy bottom to deal with.

1.I have to chop one off, and answer the phone.

2.I chopped a poo off yesturday, and it took me 30 minutes to get all of the doodoo butter off.

by Earl G. October 25, 2004

poo bombs

when you are pooing and a small piece of fesis or poo detaches its self from the poo mass, and drops, causing a great splash, whenconsequently results in yo getting water containing your own urine and fesis on your self

ohh shit, i just dropped a poo bomb, and now my sphinctor and ass are all wet.

by Earl G. October 25, 2004

anal grease

Diarrhea;
see also doo doo butter

when you are running form the police and you feel that anal grease: Diarrehea

by Earl G. October 25, 2004