A monkey wanted some chestnuts which were roasting in the ashes of the fireplace. A cat was sleeping on the hearth. To avoid getting burned, the monkey used the cat's paw to drag the chestnuts out of the ashes.
by Earl F. Parrish February 28, 2006
If you had any mother wit, you would not look for a gas leak with a match.
You don't have the sense you were born with.
You don't have the sense you were born with.
by Earl F. Parrish August 20, 2006
by Earl F. Parrish May 28, 2006