Lap Dance

Paying for a piece of ass that you can't touch.

Man that lap dance made me hard and I couldn't even touch it....I've got a case of blue balls.

by Erik March 23, 2005

twizzler

the act of crossing the index and middle fingers and inserting them into a woman's vagina with a deep thrust.

she never called me back after i gave her the twizzler last week.

by erik October 07, 2003