spell whomstve

If someone tells you to spell whomstve, it’s a fate worser than death. you’ll be yote to space if someone plays this against you

Barry: Hey, Timmy.
Timmy: Yes, Barry?
Barry: Spell whomstve.
Timmy: *fucking dies*
omg this is so sad can we smack children

by ERROR: Name forgotten in code July 16, 2018

Fuck off tower

A Fuck off tower repels animals in a radius.

There’s a fuck off tower at Steve’s house, he really doesn’t like animals.

by ERROR: Name forgotten in code June 29, 2019

Jack of diamonds

ace of spades

woosh, you have several types of aids.

(Jack of diamonds, ace of spades. Woosh, you have several types of aids.)

by ERROR: Name forgotten in code July 17, 2018

Human ice popsicle

Licking the body of someone with a long object in their ass, usually in cold temperatures. The person being licked is often physically restrained with bondages.

i cant find a way to put this is a sentence so have “human ice popsicle” in quotation marks

by ERROR: Name forgotten in code June 07, 2019

WHY ARE YOU READING THIS

Why did I make this

just don't read this, ok? But still, WHY ARE YOU READING THIS

by ERROR: Name forgotten in code May 16, 2017