Definitions by ERROR: Name forgotten in code

Fuck off tower 

A Fuck off tower repels animals in a radius.

There’s a fuck off tower at Steve’s house, he really doesn’t like animals.

Fuck off tower by ERROR: Name forgotten in code June 29, 2019

Human ice popsicle 

Licking the body of someone with a long object in their ass, usually in cold temperatures. The person being licked is often physically restrained with bondages.

i cant find a way to put this is a sentence so have “human ice popsicle” in quotation marks

Human ice popsicle by ERROR: Name forgotten in code June 7, 2019

Jack of diamonds 

ace of spades

woosh, you have several types of aids.

(Jack of diamonds, ace of spades. Woosh, you have several types of aids.)

Jack of diamonds by ERROR: Name forgotten in code July 17, 2018

spell whomstve

If someone tells you to spell whomstve, it’s a fate worser than death. you’ll be yote to space if someone plays this against you

Barry: Hey, Timmy.
Timmy: Yes, Barry?
Barry: Spell whomstve.
Timmy: *fucking dies*
omg this is so sad can we smack children

spell whomstve by ERROR: Name forgotten in code July 16, 2018

WHY ARE YOU READING THIS 

Why did I make this

just don't read this, ok? But still, WHY ARE YOU READING THIS

WHY ARE YOU READING THIS by ERROR: Name forgotten in code May 16, 2017