ERIC's definitions

yankees

the overall best team in the whole entire world well if you are talking about baseball that is unless ur a dumb butt but if your not then you are awesome like the yankees

eric is going to play on the yankees he is also going to play 2nd base with them and go to the hall of fame

by eric May 13, 2005

MesoCute

A really big lesbian incest whore whom is in love with Melissa (see MistPrince). She also is perved after by everyone man and maybe even woman on NexusTK.

Oh em gee, I wanna tap MesoCute's vaginal crouton infected vagina!

by Eric January 28, 2005

Wombat

A finishing move during sex.
Lay her down, and then grab your nutsack with both hands, stretching it as wide apart as you can.
The trick is to get it to cover her mouth and nose causing her to be quiet.
This is a useful move if the donkey punch didn't go over well.
donkey punch

She just wouldn't shut up, so I gave her a wombat.

by Eric December 7, 2003

jacks

another word for cigerettes

hey man i'm going to 7-11 to get a pack of jacks

by eric August 3, 2003

dirty litterbox

when a guy or girl wipes his or her entire hand up a shitty sweaty asshole and smells it as they proceed to wipe the shit covered hand on a girls box or pussy

i had the runs so i wiped my ass with my hand and continued to rub the brown mess on her box

by eric April 24, 2003

Bluh

slang for ''blood'' usually mocking them

Mario The Crip:yo Juan waddup my nigger
Jamal The Crip: whut up bluh'

by Eric December 11, 2003

Rumpture

a) "a burning desire to caress the posterior of another person"

b) "a fracture of the tail-bone"

a) he was overcome with rumpture at the sight of her curvaceous buttocks

b) her rumpture was caused by a slip on some ice

by eric May 24, 2004