2 definitions by ERIC WEST
a medium to large woman who is nasty, like a cow, and is a bitch at the same time. A mean fat girl. Cockblocker. (COW-SHMUCK)
by ERIC WEST April 3, 2008
Whilst in the 69 position, the man asks his female counterpart whether or not she smells something. Upon asking the question, the male farts and the flatchalant is directly inserted into the womens nose. The man holds the girls head in place with his knees so she cannot escape. One can then smack the girls ass and say " PING ZING!"
by ERIC WEST April 4, 2008