EG FRESH's definitions

Jelly of the month club

A gift that keeps on giving for a whole year!!! It’s an affordable bonus for employees when the company has financial issues.

“It’s a one year subscription to the jelly of the month club!!!”

by EG FRESH December 24, 2021

Douche and Turd philosophy

The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.

'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"

by EG FRESH November 13, 2021

eg money

a rapper, producer and songwriter best known for "pizza on the beatsa" and "sweet scuba Steve"

"did you hear eg money's new track?"
"yeah it was kinda fire"

by EG FRESH April 5, 2021

Sky Kitten

Another name for a cloud.

“Yeah, I like clouds. I call them sky kittens”

by EG FRESH April 5, 2022

Moisturefest

a day where a lot of waterparks offer coupons

"Today is Moisturefest!"

by EG FRESH November 13, 2021

Muntmaxxing

To go a long time without munting.

“How long have you been muntmaxxing for again?”

“THREE WHOLE DAYS!!!”

by EG FRESH December 13, 2024

goog...

a grayscale picture of a cat with wide eyes that is stretched and has black text under it that says goog... on a white background. it is soggy cat, but he is dry.

Goog...

by EG FRESH December 9, 2024