Definitions by EG FRESH

mzlapqnxksowbcjdiebhfurgyt

When you've tried literally every keyboard combination possible and alternate outside to inside starting at the bottom of the keyboard, from the right side

did you see the mzlapqnxksowbcjdiebhfurgyt?

yes

its quite soggy

mzlapqnxksowbcjdiebhfurgyt by EG FRESH March 31, 2026

Muntmaxxing 

To go a long time without munting.

“How long have you been muntmaxxing for again?”

“THREE WHOLE DAYS!!!”

Muntmaxxing by EG FRESH December 13, 2024

goog...

a grayscale picture of a cat with wide eyes that is stretched and has black text under it that says goog... on a white background. it is soggy cat, but he is dry.

Goog...

goog... by EG FRESH December 9, 2024

Ping roulette

A Discord game where you have to spin a spinner between one and six and ping one of six people based on what the number was, and delete the ping before they can respond.

I love playing ping roulette

Ping roulette by EG FRESH June 11, 2023

Sky Kitten 

Another name for a cloud.

“Yeah, I like clouds. I call them sky kittens”

Sky Kitten by EG FRESH April 5, 2022

Jelly of the month club 

A gift that keeps on giving for a whole year!!! It’s an affordable bonus for employees when the company has financial issues.

“It’s a one year subscription to the jelly of the month club!!!”

Jelly of the month club by EG FRESH December 24, 2021

Douche and Turd philosophy 

The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.

'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"

Douche and Turd philosophy by EG FRESH November 13, 2021