EG FRESH's definitions

Moisturefest

a day where a lot of waterparks offer coupons

"Today is Moisturefest!"

by EG FRESH November 13, 2021

mac jones

a person who grabs your ankle without your consent

"He grabbed my ankle last night. He's such a Mac Jones" -Jennifer

by EG FRESH November 13, 2021

Douche and Turd philosophy

The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.

'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"

by EG FRESH November 13, 2021

Jelly of the month club

A gift that keeps on giving for a whole year!!! It’s an affordable bonus for employees when the company has financial issues.

“It’s a one year subscription to the jelly of the month club!!!”

by EG FRESH December 24, 2021

Sky Kitten

Another name for a cloud.

“Yeah, I like clouds. I call them sky kittens”

by EG FRESH April 5, 2022

super bowl 55

the game that never became the epic back and forth Brady-Mahomes showdown everyone was hoping for. Brady won his 7th ring, and Tampa Bay's second.

dude did you watch super bowl 55?
yeah
it was kinda bad
yeah

by EG FRESH April 5, 2021

eg money

a rapper, producer and songwriter best known for "pizza on the beatsa" and "sweet scuba Steve"

"did you hear eg money's new track?"
"yeah it was kinda fire"

by EG FRESH April 5, 2021