Jelly of the month club

A gift that keeps on giving for a whole year!!! It’s an affordable bonus for employees when the company has financial issues.

“It’s a one year subscription to the jelly of the month club!!!”

by EG FRESH December 24, 2021

Douche and Turd philosophy

The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.

'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"

by EG FRESH November 13, 2021

mac jones

a person who grabs your ankle without your consent

"He grabbed my ankle last night. He's such a Mac Jones" -Jennifer

by EG FRESH November 13, 2021

super bowl 55

the game that never became the epic back and forth Brady-Mahomes showdown everyone was hoping for. Brady won his 7th ring, and Tampa Bay's second.

dude did you watch super bowl 55?
yeah
it was kinda bad
yeah

by EG FRESH April 05, 2021

Ping roulette

A Discord game where you have to spin a spinner between one and six and ping one of six people based on what the number was, and delete the ping before they can respond.

I love playing ping roulette

by EG FRESH June 11, 2023

goog...

a grayscale picture of a cat with wide eyes that is stretched and has black text under it that says goog... on a white background. it is soggy cat, but he is dry.

Goog...

by EG FRESH December 09, 2024

Muntmaxxing

To go a long time without munting.

“How long have you been muntmaxxing for again?”

“THREE WHOLE DAYS!!!”

by EG FRESH December 13, 2024