EG FRESH's definitions

Muntmaxxing

To go a long time without munting.

“How long have you been muntmaxxing for again?”

“THREE WHOLE DAYS!!!”

by EG FRESH December 13, 2024

goog...

a grayscale picture of a cat with wide eyes that is stretched and has black text under it that says goog... on a white background. it is soggy cat, but he is dry.

Goog...

by EG FRESH December 9, 2024

Ping roulette

A Discord game where you have to spin a spinner between one and six and ping one of six people based on what the number was, and delete the ping before they can respond.

I love playing ping roulette

by EG FRESH June 11, 2023

Sky Kitten

Another name for a cloud.

“Yeah, I like clouds. I call them sky kittens”

by EG FRESH April 5, 2022

Jelly of the month club

A gift that keeps on giving for a whole year!!! It’s an affordable bonus for employees when the company has financial issues.

“It’s a one year subscription to the jelly of the month club!!!”

by EG FRESH December 24, 2021

Douche and Turd philosophy

The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.

'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"

by EG FRESH November 13, 2021

mac jones

a person who grabs your ankle without your consent

"He grabbed my ankle last night. He's such a Mac Jones" -Jennifer

by EG FRESH November 13, 2021