2 definition by E. Goldstein

1) Why you always going dark?

2) Phil: "What happened to you last night after that marathon dinner? You were real wet, I knew you would weasel out and go to bed!"
Patty: "Nah son, I went dark..."

3) You've been blue faced all day. Was your phone actually broken or did you just go dark?

4) You went dark from 10:30 to 1:30 last night and then showed up at Marquee like nothing happened. You were creeping, weren’t you?

5) Don’t tell me you didn’t go dark. You ducked my calls and bbms until after midnight.

6) Lester: "I’ll just go dark for a few hours and she’ll never know!"
Mortimer: "Word."

1) I was sitting in the conference room bored to tears so I decided to stroon everyone in my contact list

2) I was text messaging with Isaac and he sent me back an out of context question mark. My response: "Isaac, why did you just stroon me?"

3) Last night while I was hammered I decided, like an idiot, to stroon her.

4) Why you strooning me?

5) You just strooned me.

6) Every time she gets wet she stroons me.