Definitions by E-Z-E/Silly Bats

Slashterbation

Slashing your wrist and masturbating until death using the blood as lubrication.

-Wayne is in the hospital from excessive slashterbation, man
-Is he dead?

-No.
-Well he isn't doing it right.

Slitting your wrist and masterbating until death using your own blood as lubrication

Dennis was found dead in his bathroom from crunthing.