Definitions by E tizzle

vagina daggers

Facial hair stabbing into a vagina. ie when a man has a stubbly beard when performing oral sex on a female.

When my husband went down on me after not shaving his face for a few days, it felt like vagina daggers.

vagina daggers by E tizzle February 8, 2014

Loolgasm 

Some thing so funny that is beyond the point of just laughing at. It is so funny that you get an orgasmic like feeling while you are laughing.

1. Shit, that was so funny that i just loolgasmed in my pants.

2. When online:
Friend: I just had sex with my grand mother in the backseat of her 98' ford explorer.
You: Loolgasm
Friend: I'm serious

Loolgasm by E Tizzle March 10, 2004