Definitions by E P I C Despacito69

Carrot God 

The almighty being that created the earth from the cold of the silver foil abyss long ago

Guy 1:Dude did you pray to the carrot god today?
Guy 2:I sure did homie
Guy 1:Wanna fuck now?
Guy 2:Sure

Carrot God by E P I C Despacito69 November 25, 2020

Waluigi 

Looking into his dreamy eyes and his beautiful moustache. You look at the eyes again and see a flair of the burning Luigi Mansion. That is the only time youll fell true love... And the only time youll feel true heartbreak. Just saying his name will make you and everyone around youl passout cause of the power

Micheal:What is his name again? The purple guy from Mario?
Richard:Do you mean Waluigi?... *Passes out*
Micheal:*Passes out*
Store Owner:*Passes Out*
You:*Passes Out*

Waluigi by E P I C Despacito69 January 29, 2020

69 

Da skittles rapper

69 this. 69 that.

69 by E P I C Despacito69 March 12, 2019

Rasmus 

The coolest name in da world

Rasmus i cool

Rasmus by E P I C Despacito69 March 12, 2019