by Dylowned May 23, 2005

something that you call someone when they're basically as useful as having a pocket filled with human shit
Joe:my dog humper learned a new trick
Dylan:whats that?
Joe:I taught him to eat now he's not anorexic and shrivled
Dylan:stupid shit pocket...
Dylan:whats that?
Joe:I taught him to eat now he's not anorexic and shrivled
Dylan:stupid shit pocket...
by Dylowned September 24, 2005

a way to talk in public about sex making a hamburger...pretty straight forward...and if u wanna talk about a gangbang you could say a double decker hamburger...
Kyle:hey tamara wanna make a hamburger?
Tamara:only if Chad joins
Kyle:wtf?
Chad:your mom
Dylan:....holy fuckin shit monkeys
Tamara:only if Chad joins
Kyle:wtf?
Chad:your mom
Dylan:....holy fuckin shit monkeys
by Dylowned September 24, 2005

when the girl was sitting on the washing machine it started to rumble and she slipped causing a broom to jam up into her insides (vagina) and from this day no one knows what happened to that broom stick girl
by Dylowned September 24, 2005

Kyle:damn I thought that pimply girl was hott at first...man was I stupid
Dylan:You've experienced a 100m hottie my man
Dylan:You've experienced a 100m hottie my man
by Dylowned August 26, 2005

by Dylowned June 07, 2005

Someone who has a thing for there friends moms and they always have sex with them then come and talk to their friends about how good there mom was last night
Dylan:holy shit Chad you're such a mom slut what else do you do besides peoples moms?
Chad:Your mom ...she was good last night ...I did the shit out of her
Chad:Your mom ...she was good last night ...I did the shit out of her
by Dylowned June 07, 2005
