Definitions by Dylowned

shit monkey 

soemthing you can yell when you don't know what the fucks going on or this too hardcore for you...can be used in plural and singular...can be used as a noun an adjective and an exclamation

noun:stop being a shit monkey handjobber
adjective: well that's shit monkey tastic
exclamation:
Tamara: hey Kyle want me to give u head
Kyle: halleluija, halleluija...halleluijaaa..
Dylan:Holy shit monkeys I did not see that coming

shit monkey by Dylowned September 24, 2005

Jew fro 

Someone (doesn't have to be a jew) thathas a fro that sticks out to the side like there jewish hat was blocking the fro from coming out anymore so it came out the side also known as a pie head

Dylan:man steven has a jew fro
Mike:what?
Dylan:pie head
Mike:o its a shame

Jew fro by Dylowned September 16, 2005

ac/dc 

A pretty brutal band that for some reason people who think they're badasss like

Willy:ac/dc rocks
Dylan:fuckin shit pocket...

ac/dc by Dylowned September 3, 2005

butt puppy hand jobber 

it's just a good insult to call someone if you have nothing else to say or it can break an akward silence

CRICKET!CRICKET!
Dylan:butt puppy hand jobber
Family:hahahahaha

butt puppy hand jobber by Dylowned August 30, 2005

100m hottie 

A girl that looks like a babe from far away but when she gets up close you realize shes ugly

Kyle:damn I thought that pimply girl was hott at first...man was I stupid
Dylan:You've experienced a 100m hottie my man

100m hottie by Dylowned August 26, 2005

indeed 

A word used when someone is telling you about their problems and frankly you don't give a fuck

Joe:I forgot to take my dog humper for a walk today
Dylan:indeed

indeed by Dylowned August 26, 2005

playing hobo

playing hobo is if your're tired or sore and there's no place to go because you're outside so you just take a little nap or a rest on the streets like a hobo

Man that soccer game was intense and now I have to walk 15 minute back home...I think I'll play hobo for a while

playing hobo by Dylowned July 3, 2005