Definitions by Dwarf Barbarian

SIMP 

Sorta Ingenious Magic Pencil

Man, you draw really well, or is that a SIMP?

SIMP by Dwarf Barbarian June 28, 2022

slippery weed wacker 

When a manejaculates on the penis of his partner, then uses said ejaculate as a lubricant for manual stimulation.

Honey, after we win this match of Rocket League, will you give me a Slippery Weed Wacker?

slippery weed wacker by Dwarf Barbarian August 2, 2018