Definitions by Dusty's Baby Powder
Gramptastic
Nelson: Hey grandpa! It's a gramptastic day out there!
Earl: You're right! What's say we hit the rocktrail and look for some rocks.
Nelson: Nothing more gramptastic than that
Earl: You're right! What's say we hit the rocktrail and look for some rocks.
Nelson: Nothing more gramptastic than that
Gramptastic by Dusty's Baby Powder October 3, 2010
Coach Crush
It's an intense love of one's personal trainer. Often shown when working out with one's wife or husband.
Beatrice: "Boy, Ralph's a real hunk. He's the best personal trainer I know. I think I have a bit of a Coach Crush."
June: "Whoah there! That's my hubby! If anyone's gonna have a crush on him it's me."
Beatrice: "Well, Bryant's got a Coach Crush on me. It's not anything bad, it just makes you want to work harder!"
June: "Whoah there! That's my hubby! If anyone's gonna have a crush on him it's me."
Beatrice: "Well, Bryant's got a Coach Crush on me. It's not anything bad, it just makes you want to work harder!"
Coach Crush by Dusty's Baby Powder September 29, 2010
OCNT
A form of nap training which combines power napping, hard exercise, and massage. Most notably created and used by Opal Crankshaft. Opal Crankshaft Nap Training.
Opal: I just had a rough afternoon of OCNT!
Beatrice: What's OCNT?
Opal: O-pal C-rankshaft N-ap T-raining.
Beatrice: Oh my word, Morris is gonna love that. He could use a some rigorous nap training!!
Beatrice: What's OCNT?
Opal: O-pal C-rankshaft N-ap T-raining.
Beatrice: Oh my word, Morris is gonna love that. He could use a some rigorous nap training!!
OCNT by Dusty's Baby Powder September 24, 2010
Drabbled
Being very easily frustrated as if by one's wife or husband. Used and named after Ralph and June Drabble.
Ralph was running on the treadmill when June walked by and accidentally unplugged the cord, causing Ralph to become extremely Drabbled.
Drabbled by Dusty's Baby Powder September 20, 2010
Beatrice Beatdown
An intense rough massage mostly given after a hard game, most notably by Beatrice "The Fireant" Middleton.
Morris: "That was a rough game. I'm exhausted."
Beatrice: "Well, would you like a massage to help you relax?"
Morris: "No thanks! I'm not ready for a Beatrice Beatdown, it wasn't that hard of a game!"
Beatrice: "Well, would you like a massage to help you relax?"
Morris: "No thanks! I'm not ready for a Beatrice Beatdown, it wasn't that hard of a game!"
Beatrice Beatdown by Dusty's Baby Powder September 20, 2010
Hotheeling
The condition of running very quickly or tripping, often with flames under the feet. Used by Ralph Drabble when playing baseball with his son Patrick.
Patrick threw the baseball in so fast that, were Ralph not so good at hotheeling, he would be a greasy spot on the backstop instead of laying on his stomach.
Hotheeling by Dusty's Baby Powder September 15, 2010
Opal-Less
A feeling of what life would be like without one's wife, in this case personified by Opal Crankshaft, first used by Earl Pickles.
Earl: You know, Ed, I feel kind of Opal-Less.
Ed: What do you mean?
Earl: Well, that was my wife. Since you married her I miss her.
Ed: Well, without her I'd be Opal-Less myself.
Earl: Ed, I hope you never have to find out.
Ed: What do you mean?
Earl: Well, that was my wife. Since you married her I miss her.
Ed: Well, without her I'd be Opal-Less myself.
Earl: Ed, I hope you never have to find out.
Opal-Less by Dusty's Baby Powder September 15, 2010