Definitions by Durin VI
A Mote
A person who does not text back for a minimum of 5 days after receiving and reading the original text from a friend.
Balrog
When a person is diggin in their own butt to get at an itch, but goes too deep and unintentionally unearths a fart and/or poop on to their own hand. Just like the dwarves of Moría.
While in the filthy Walmart bathroom, Joel was diggin in his ass to get at that itch but he was too zealous and found a Balrog.