Duncan Credible's definitions

Clitourist

A woman who has visited the island of Lesbos but has not become a permanent resident.

I saw your ex holding hands with a guy on Buchanan Street the other day. I thought she was gay now, but she must have been a clitourist.

by Duncan Credible October 1, 2010

Reductio ad porno

Any discussion or argument about an actress that terminates with someone saying, 'Yeah, she's a beautiful woman but if I wanted empty titillation from a movie I'd just watch pornography... Uh, I mean more pornography.'

Martin: Oh come on, you don't think Marilyn Monroe was beautiful?

Lewis: Of course I do but once you've actually had sex, there's very little watching a fully clothed woman can do for you. Reductio ad porno.

by Duncan Credible November 8, 2009