Definitions by Dunc Slamm

Hair-don't 

An ill-conceived hairstyle, usually sported by professional football players. A particularly ridiculous but seemingly fashionable hair cut.

"Do you watch the world cup last night, did you see Ronaldo's new hair-don't?"

Hair-don't by Dunc Slamm June 22, 2014

Gamminstinct 

The gut feeling that gammon (the pork meat) is nearby. An inexplicable knowledge of the whereabouts of a gammon steak.

"Peter had exceptional gamminstinct and always arrived in time for gammon, egg and chips"

Gamminstinct by Dunc Slamm June 3, 2014