A dumb dyke. Someone who is so ugly that their phone camera cracks a little bit more every time she looks at it. She has very big egg energy. She also breaks things. She’s broken 2 vacuums and her mother’s heart.
Darlene: “who’s that disappointment?”
Gappy: “me!!!”
Someone who cries in Italian class. And pretty much every class. But she is amazing in every way. We all love her. She’s the absolute best.
“Who’s that one crying over there?”
“Ohhhh, that’s just khristiana”
