Dude Regular's definitions

4chan moderators

A group of losers with no respect in the real world so they convince themselves that by randomly banning people from their faggot board, that this somehow makes up for their utter pathetic state in life. They are self-deluded into thinking they are somehow elite because they moderate a crappy imageboard.

4chan moderators are fucking retarded pieces of shit with no lives who sit around all day thinking they're something great and that they have amounted to anything in life.

by Dude Regular June 19, 2011

4chan

A place where eunuchs congregate to curse at and insult each other. Basically a hangout for the mentally retarded and socially outcast.

Guy 1: I went to 4chan's random base and people were posting pics of guys sucking their own dicks.

Guy 2: That's fuckin' faggotry shit, yo.

Guy 3: No fuckin' shit.

by Dude Regular March 18, 2011

no fucking editors

A condition on UD where there aren't enough editors and there is a backlog of probably more than 1,000 definitions waiting to be reviewed.

It's impossible to get through all of the definitions because there are no fucking editors.

by Dude Regular March 18, 2011

wikipedia

The most biased and inaccurate source of information on Planet Earth. They claim that anyone can edit and contribute but this is not true. Any attempt to add or edit content is removed within 5 minutes by registered douchebag editors with no lives who sit around 24 hours a day, just waiting to delete whatever you might add.

I tried to correct Wikipedia's entry on the Earth by saying that it's round but someone reverted back to say that the Earth is square.

by Dude Regular February 21, 2011

jewtastic

An adjective describing a business deal where one of the parties gets ripped off.

Dude, I just sold my $500 car to that moron for $3,000! That was totally jewtastic!

by Dude Regular February 21, 2011

I am not a witch

Christine O'Donnell's claim to the general public.

I am not a witch. I'm nothing you've heard. I'm you.

by Dude Regular November 3, 2010

fake and ghey

Alternate spelling of "fake and gay," an Internet slang phrase used to describe or respond to a video that is a hoax or depicts something unrealistic or faked.

Guy 1: Dude, check it out: You can make a glowstick with Mountain Dew!

Guy 2: Fake and ghey.

by Dude Regular October 26, 2010