Definitions by Dude Dan

Glot 

a crusty substance that collects on the foreskin of ones unsircomsized penis

dude, your cock gots lotta glot

Glot by Dude Dan January 16, 2003

Tea Bag 

to stick your saggin balls on someones face while they are sleeping

i tea baged joe at teh sleepover

Tea Bag by Dude Dan January 16, 2003

Surfin 

the act of sticking ones cock into the belly button of the other and pissing into it

man, i have had a rash on my belly button ever since John surfed me

Surfin by Dude Dan January 16, 2003

Dutch Oven 

to fart under covers and then pull the covers over your or someone elses head

chris fainted when i gave him a dutch oven

Dutch Oven by Dude Dan January 16, 2003