Porn written from, by, and for middle-aged women. Technically not considered "pornogropphy" since there aren't pictures (at least on paper.)
The irony of this thing is that most women against visual pornogrophy read their "romance novels" in public, which is something no porn addict would EVER do.
by Drumline May 31, 2006
Get the romance novelsmug. A treat where you take perfectly good Gummie Bears and wipe them all up the anus region as if they were toilet paper.
In order for it to work well, there should not be poop stains on any, or the camp counselors might notice. Just the fact they've been up in there is nasty enough, trust me.
In order for it to work well, there should not be poop stains on any, or the camp counselors might notice. Just the fact they've been up in there is nasty enough, trust me.
At a percussion camp, our school's drumline make a huge Ziploc bag of Grundle Bears that the college counselors snacked down. Yummy.
by drumline April 11, 2006
Get the Grundle Bearsmug. The term used by southerners to describe the debauchery of speech of those from in or around New York. Referred to as "The King's English" by some liberal idiots either up there or from there.
"Jahn, get me sum watah, I can't get up, tha Yanks ah playn' tha Cahd'nals! It's tha bahttum uv tha seventh with twu ahuts and a runneh ahn thoid!"
"Dad, you're in Texas now. It's Saturday. Cut the Yank-slang crap and watch some freakn' football!"
"Dad, you're in Texas now. It's Saturday. Cut the Yank-slang crap and watch some freakn' football!"
by Drumline October 14, 2006
Get the Yank-slangmug.