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Stubz

A stubby shotgun, like tactical shotguns used by SWAT and CT teams.
Shit dawg, CJ snitched on me for making them cocktail bombs, and the popos came bashin down ma' door wit' "stubz" an' shit.
by Drift_91 March 16, 2009
mugGet the Stubzmug.

Booben

A common nickname for Vauban in the game Warframe. Became a popular in-joke amongst the community after a forum post a by non-English speaker titled "How is Booben formed?" asking how Vauban is built in broken English.
I play the frames on my personal computers whitch buy by dad, i play game and see a guy shoot with me with, i press the button T and ask "what man" he say he is booben how is booben form?
by Drift_91 November 9, 2016
mugGet the Boobenmug.

McAfee'tard

Noun - One of the many people who think that their Windows PC is 100% secure because it came with McAfee pre-installed. Usually ignorant, technically-inept and sometimes like to complain about how slow their computer is, typically blaming the slowness on some irrelevant factor such as their ISP when the true cause is McAfee.
Ignorant person: "Holy fuck my computer is slow as tits and everything keeps crashing!"

Computer guru: "You probably have a trojan."

Ignorant person: "Nah, I got McAfee."

Computer guru: "McAfee won't detect shit. And when was the last time you updated it?"

Ignorant person: "I dunno, the internet wouldn't work when it updated so I turned it off."

Computer guru: "OK, click actions then request remote assistance so I can work on the comp for you."

*Installs CCleaner, Malwarebytes, ASquared and SpyBot S&D - 5 hours later finds and removes 27 different adware, 8 spyware and 3 trojans then replaces McAfee with Avast*

Happier ignorant person: "Holy fuck it's faster."

Computer guru: "Of course it is you McAfee'tard!"
by Drift_91 August 30, 2010
mugGet the McAfee'tardmug.

Coon Pickle

Watermelon - The joke is that white people apparently eat a lot of pickles, so since black people stereotypically eat a lot of watermelon, they're black people's pickles.
'Ey Cletus! Ye' wantin' te' buy sum' coon pickles?
Da' hell is a coon pickle, Betty-Sue?
Dem' here watermelons, of course! Dem' black peoples eat'em up like pickles.
by Drift_91 July 23, 2015
mugGet the Coon Picklemug.

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