airitosis

the ailment of being too lazy and too cool all at once, preventing you from reading long forum posts

"wow, he hasn't read a single thing we've said. He must be suffering from airitosis."

by Drew The Pirate April 14, 2006

Monkeystomp

1. The act of persecution to a male’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the scrotum.

2. The act of persecution to a female’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the ovaries or vagina.

3. One of the worst forms of beating another human being. Usually leaves the victim in the ER getting their ear sewn back on.

Holy shit, did you see how hardcore Riss just monkeystomped that douchebag?

by Drew The Pirate August 27, 2008