Definitions by Drew Pesak

Christopher Columbus

When you take a monster shit and it touches dry land. i.e. the dry part of the toilet.

Dude I just dropped a Christopher Columbus in that bitches toilet. She's going to have to use the other end of the plunger to get that mother fucker down.

Christopher Columbus by Drew Pesak April 1, 2010

the motorcycle

A technique for giving blowjobs in which the giver twists their hand on the receiver's shaft as if they were revving up a motorcycle (as opposed to the standard up and down motion) while sucking.

The blowjob was just OK until she started using the motorcycle. It didn't take long after that.

the motorcycle by Drew Pesak December 9, 2008