Dray’s Dictionary's definitions

Kiddery

When a married child cheats on his/her husband/wife.

Good thing child marriage isn’t legal, because there would be a lot of kiddery.

by Dray’s Dictionary April 15, 2021

I Knew It

What to yell out when something you were hoping didn’t happen that you were expecting to happen did end up happening.

Me leaving my friend’s house: I feel like I forgot something.
Me: *Sees my phone is not in my bag*.
Me: I KNEW IT!!!

by Dray’s Dictionary February 22, 2021

HAND

An acronym for “have a nice day”.

Student: HAND Mr. Daniels.
Mr. Daniels: You too. Goodbye.

by Dray’s Dictionary July 15, 2020

COVID-19

The word to use when you are tired of saying “coronavirus”.

Please stay in your house cuz you don’t want COVID-19.

by Dray’s Dictionary March 30, 2020

Patprick

When Patrick Star is an unlikeable character. He appeared in episodes such as “Stuck in the Wringer”, “Pet Sitter Pat”, “Yours, Mine, And Mine”, “The Card”, “Ink Lemondade”, “The Fishbowl”, “I’m With Stupid”, and “Smoothe Jazz At Bikini Bottom”.

I hate you Patprick for glueing SpongeBob in the wringer!

by Dray’s Dictionary October 20, 2019

Peter Scully

An ugly 56-year-old man who is the most evil living thing in all-time history! He sadistically rapes and murders children in extremely brutal ways for no reason. He murdered over 100,000 innocent people and doesn’t care. Peter Scully is probably the Anti-Christ (Son of Satan) and even Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, and Ivan The Terrible are 1,000 times better than Peter Scully. Peter Scully, you should die from cancer and Ebola.

“Wow Peter Scully, you actually managed to be worse than your father (Satan). I wish that the electric chair was allowed where you live because you deserve it.”

by Dray’s Dictionary December 15, 2019

Twenteen

The real way to say the number 12. It’s not “Twelve”. If you have a high enough intelligence, you’ll come to realize that it’s actually “Twenteen”

Person A: How old are you?
Person B: I’m twelve.
Person A: What kind of number is that?
Person B: Uh.. it’s just a one and a two together.
Person A: That’s pronounced “Twenteen”. I don’t know what language you got that number from, but it’s not English.

by Dray’s Dictionary December 24, 2022