Dray’s Dictionary's definitions

School Bus

A type of bus with annoying and obnoxious monsters in the back.

I Survived: The Back of a School Bus Ride

by Dray’s Dictionary February 1, 2021

I Knew It

What to yell out when something you were hoping didn’t happen that you were expecting to happen did end up happening.

Me leaving my friend’s house: I feel like I forgot something.
Me: *Sees my phone is not in my bag*.
Me: I KNEW IT!!!

by Dray’s Dictionary February 22, 2021

Tyager

Someone aged 20-99. As the ‘ty’ that comes after a number such as ‘seven’ implies the zero that is added.

Happy birthday to my 20 year old son! He is now a tyager!

by Dray’s Dictionary March 15, 2021

HAND

An acronym for “have a nice day”.

Student: HAND Mr. Daniels.
Mr. Daniels: You too. Goodbye.

by Dray’s Dictionary July 15, 2020

Patprick

When Patrick Star is an unlikeable character. He appeared in episodes such as “Stuck in the Wringer”, “Pet Sitter Pat”, “Yours, Mine, And Mine”, “The Card”, “Ink Lemondade”, “The Fishbowl”, “I’m With Stupid”, and “Smoothe Jazz At Bikini Bottom”.

I hate you Patprick for glueing SpongeBob in the wringer!

by Dray’s Dictionary October 20, 2019

Food

The answer that you get when you ask your parents “what’s for dinner?”

Kid: Hey Dad, what are we having for dinner?
Dad: Food!

by Dray’s Dictionary December 15, 2019

Twenteen

The real way to say the number 12. It’s not “Twelve”. If you have a high enough intelligence, you’ll come to realize that it’s actually “Twenteen”

Person A: How old are you?
Person B: I’m twelve.
Person A: What kind of number is that?
Person B: Uh.. it’s just a one and a two together.
Person A: That’s pronounced “Twenteen”. I don’t know what language you got that number from, but it’s not English.

by Dray’s Dictionary December 24, 2022