When a guy has no idea what that noise is coming from a blowhard cooter.
Baby, why are your fussy parts making all of that noise?
A redneck dairy guy that needs to shave down below
My boyfriend has a beautiful penis, but he sure is a dairy hick down there.
A man from the Ukraine that loves all women, especially their pussy. Lussy loves pussy.
I tell you what, that Ukrainian Lussy Pover sure loves him some pussy.
What you believe to be a cute deer in the woods making a squeeky sound is really a wet anus leaking on the forest leaves.
I was walking in the woods when I heard a peam crie. It bought tears of joy to my eyes.