19 definitions by DrJonas
Sexual act which involves dropping a cleveland steamer on a lady's chest before then performing a motorboat or for a more realistic speed (in proportion to the mode of transport mentioned in the name of the sexual act), a rowing boat.
by DrJonas May 21, 2010
when a person is covered in so much ejaculative fluid, they appear to be wearing some sort of white clothing, ie a suit.
by DrJonas November 14, 2006
Laughter induced by a joke on a TV series such as Scrubs, which is followed by a snippet of slap bass and a drumroll. This brief section of jazz can also induce the laughter, as it's primary function is to inform the show's audience that something funny just happened.
Mr A: "Hey Dr B, I was watching some Scrubs last night and found myself laughing more at the jazz music than at the slapstick humour before it..."
Dr B: "Ah yes, I diagnose you as having a Jazz Laugh. It'll stop when the serious bit at the end of the show kicks in."
Dr B: "Ah yes, I diagnose you as having a Jazz Laugh. It'll stop when the serious bit at the end of the show kicks in."
by DrJonas February 10, 2010
To sleep during an online conversation. This can be due to the conversation taking place late at night, being really boring, and/or the person in question being tired or (more commonly) drunk.
The term can also be used when someone is being slow at responding, should you suspect that they have fallen asleep.
The term can also be used when someone is being slow at responding, should you suspect that they have fallen asleep.
At 1:34 AM:
Mr A: "...so yeah, that's the end of that epic adventure story, what do you think about that?"
Mr A: "Hello?"
Mr A: "I'm totally wasting my time and effort on this conversation aren't I?"
Mr A: "YOU'RE A SHIT FRIEND!!!"
At 7:51 AM:
Dr B: "Woah, sorry man... I was totally asleep at the keys!"
Mr A: "...so yeah, that's the end of that epic adventure story, what do you think about that?"
Mr A: "Hello?"
Mr A: "I'm totally wasting my time and effort on this conversation aren't I?"
Mr A: "YOU'RE A SHIT FRIEND!!!"
At 7:51 AM:
Dr B: "Woah, sorry man... I was totally asleep at the keys!"
by DrJonas February 16, 2010
Mr A: "Hey man, have you seen the Tartan Asia Extreme film Thirst?"
Dr B: "Yeah, I loved the rowing boat bit!"
Mr A: "Oh right, at the lake?"
Dr B: "er... no... during the sex scene..."
Dr B: "Yeah, I loved the rowing boat bit!"
Mr A: "Oh right, at the lake?"
Dr B: "er... no... during the sex scene..."
by DrJonas March 4, 2010