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Writers of history

The phrase “writers of history” refers to illegitimate historians who falsely document historical events. Usually, this is done to portray their own group/country in a more positive manner. These illegitimate historians may also erase historical documentation or portray another group/country in a negative manner.

Broadly, this is in the definition of Historical negationism. Generally, when a group is conquered by another and has the resources to to tell the history these “writers of history” go into effect.
The Roman Empire swiftly conquered the nations around it. As it spread, the writers of history spread false information about its many wars and atrocities as being justified. The most foul crimes were merely lost to history while its adversaries fight was distorted and set in stone.
by DrAccius June 5, 2021
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Schrödingers Queer

When a character or person is neither confirmed, nor denied to be straight. Usually, this is said in response to a homophobic comment such as “This character isn’t gay”.
A Schrodingers Queer is both gay, straight, or something else till it is confirmed.
Homophobe: super person isn’t gay, he would never associate himself with the sinful.

person: well they never confirmed he is straight either, so he is just a Schrödingers Queer.
by DrAccius July 26, 2021
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Grolar Bear

A Grolar Bear is a hybrid between a male grizzly bear and a female polar bear. Oddly enough, grizzly/polar hybrids are segregated names, see Pizzly Bear for the opposite
Guy: “Wow, look over there Steve it’s a Grolar Bear! Those things are rare!

Steve: “Wait isn’t that a Pizzly Bear?”
by DrAccius August 24, 2021
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Nihilice

Nihilice, Once, Twice, Thrice, quadice, Quintice, Sexice
by DrAccius November 16, 2021
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Booby Puritan

A Booby Puritan is someone who religious insists that babies should by fed breast milk instead of baby formula. Some more extreme Booby Puratans may expand this idea to replacing all milk in a child’s diet with their own breast milk, for example cookies.
Karen, the Booby Puritan, is feeding her 8 year old child breast milk. Frankly, this is disgusting, she should of stopped.
by DrAccius October 18, 2021
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Meownager

A meownager is a cat who humorously acts as the manager of a store, library, or other public space, serving as the establishement’s mascot or furry friend.
Person A: "Is that a cat behind the counter?"
Person B: "Yeah, that’s Whiskers, he’s the store’s meownager."
by DrAccius May 3, 2025
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Weenus

It’s a slang term for the loose skin at the joint of the elbow. But of course you’re thinking about penises, right? Jokes aside, the medical term for this piece of anatomy is the olecranon skin.
Sucking someones unerect penis, is like sucking their elbow’s weenus.
by DrAccius January 27, 2022
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