employee of the month

A guy's hand becomes the employee of the month when he breaks up with his girlfriend.

Guy: I just broke up with my girlfriend
Friend: How are you coping with the lack of sex?
Guy: I make use of the employee of the month (raises his hand)

by Dr.Pepper July 29, 2008

scoopoling

To kick one in the testicles so hard that they protrude out the eye sockets. Then slingshot back through the anus and leave the body forever.

Guy: I love scoopoling people

by Dr.pepper June 01, 2023