The intentional release of a fart into a cloth covered cushion, chair, couch, car seat, mattress, etc. by way of breaking the Fart Injection Threshold for the purpose of filling it with your personal brand of fart.
1. Excuse me Leroy, if you don't stop using Fart Fumigation in my gamer chair, you won't be allowed to come over and play Super Nintendo with me anymore.
2. Mother, Akeem Fart Fumigated my stuffed giraffe again. Now it smells like moldy nachos!
2. Mother, Akeem Fart Fumigated my stuffed giraffe again. Now it smells like moldy nachos!
by Dr.FartScientist May 06, 2017
Get the fart fumigation mug.Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right naw dawg.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right naw dawg.
by Dr.FartScientist October 07, 2020
Get the McDonald's Relationship mug.A fart which is released from someone's bare, unclothed ass. As opposed to a filtered fart which passes through underwear and/or outer clothing, a raw fart is smellier and will expell fecal matter and bacteria onto any nearby surface.
Person 1: Hey, why is Todd so sick?
Person 2: I released a raw fart into his silverware drawer.
Person 1: Wow, that will be the gift that keeps on giving until he's done using all those forks, spoons, and knives!
Person 2: I released a raw fart into his silverware drawer.
Person 1: Wow, that will be the gift that keeps on giving until he's done using all those forks, spoons, and knives!
by Dr.FartScientist June 07, 2017
Get the raw fart mug.To remove a toxic person from your life by performing one final sweet act of kindness for the poor demented soul who has no hope before permanently cutting ties with them so they can't continue to destroy your life.
Guy 1: I don't know what to do about my son, he won't stop using drugs, he constantly steals my money, he crashed his car 5 times, has been picked up for DUI once a week for the past year but the cops feel too bad for him to even arrest him for it, and he jerked off into my favorite baseball cap.
Guy 2: Take your son out for ice cream and a prostitute, drive him far away in your car while reminiscing about "the good times", then when you get to your destination, Lenny that mother fucker!
Guy 2: Take your son out for ice cream and a prostitute, drive him far away in your car while reminiscing about "the good times", then when you get to your destination, Lenny that mother fucker!
by Dr.FartScientist June 22, 2017
Get the Lenny that mother fucker mug.A recipe which includes an assortment of penises, dongs, dinglings, dicks, and/or cocks from any breed of life sauteed or stewed in a delicate urine sauce and served over a freshly filleted vagina.
by Dr.FartScientist May 09, 2020
Get the Recipee-pee mug.When you are sitting in a hot ass porto-potty that is baking in the scorching hot sun and the sweat off your back is running down your ass crack, your ass full of sweat turns your toilet paper wad into a wet wipe when you go to wipe your ass.
Q: Arthur, is your bunghole feeling fresh after that deuce you just dropped?
A: Why yes, Theresa, yes indeed. It was so damn hot in that fucking portable toilet that I was gifted with sweat wipes to freshen my ass! Now may I please receive that BJ you offered me this morning for raking the leaves?
A: Why yes, Theresa, yes indeed. It was so damn hot in that fucking portable toilet that I was gifted with sweat wipes to freshen my ass! Now may I please receive that BJ you offered me this morning for raking the leaves?
by Dr.FartScientist June 13, 2017
Get the sweat wipes mug.When a man sticks his dick into a pussy balls deep then removes it completely just to stick it back in again balls deep. If weilder of such penis has bad aim on re-entry, they'll poke the butthole and anger the vagina's owner.
Brenda doesn't like Bob because he refuses to give her the Full Stroke but expects her to cook his favorite toast recipe. What a dick Bob is!
by Dr.FartScientist December 01, 2018
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