Definitions by Dr. nakanutzoff

emo juicer 

One who makes emo juice or a device for making emo juice such as a potato peeler for the tip of your penis or a blender for mixing blood and semen.

Handy cut his wang with a emo juicer and blasted his fag pal in the face.

emo juicer by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008

BJ on a cash ticket 

To call a parts house and ask for a BJ(blow job) on a cash ticket. Hillarious to those named Kevin of a Puerto Rican origin.

I called a place and asked for a BJ on a cash ticket. The person kept asking me what I was talking about. I also asked for some cereal.

BJ on a cash ticket by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008

shemo 

A female emo. Basically Fall Out Boy. What a gay ass band. Pete Wentz is a douche on roller skates.

Pete Wents is a mother fucking shemo queer. Ashley Simpson is a man. Come out the closet into the warm breeze of reality.

shemo by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008

nazi benetar 

My wife. Any silly female.

Caroline is such a nazi benetar!

nazi benetar by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008

fuckanification 

To magnify a sexual orrifice either by lens or stretching.

Dave's anus had a fuckanification factor of 4 because of sitting on a parking cone too long.

fuckanification by Dr. Nakanutzoff October 22, 2008

fagnatize 

To render fagnetic.

Fagnatize me with your gayness.

fagnatize by Dr. nakanutzoff October 22, 2008

chapped ass syndrome 

Dry anus caused by severe anal sex. Also referred to as C.A.S. Symptoms include anal bleeding, skin peeling from the rectum, dizziness, blurred vision, and obscured thinking.

Herb has chapped ass syndrome.

chapped ass syndrome by Dr. nakanutzoff October 22, 2008