Dr. Unk's definitions

meat

I don't know where the... well, current definition of "meat" came from, but let me say this: The person who thought of it is a straight-up pervert.
Anyway, "meat" is pretty much the parts of an animal that can/should be eaten by another animal. By the way, vegans are full of bullshit.

If God didn't want us to eat meat, then why did he make it so tasty.....

by Dr. Unk April 25, 2013

mijacked

To be unexpectedly cornered and interrogated by one's mother about every detail of one's personal life.

As Sarah exited the bathroom, she was mijacked and forced to disclose her bawdy evening plans.

by dr. unk December 26, 2008