Pabst Penis

The in ability of a male to perform sexually due to the consumption of too much Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Girl 1: I was going to fuck him last night, but he couldn't get it up.

Girl 2: Yeah I saw him pounding Pabst Blue Ribbon at the bar. He must have gotten that Pabst Penis.
by Dr. Topher September 01, 2014
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Snail Trail

The glistening trail left behind after a man pulls his penis out of a woman's vagina and he runs his penis on the woman. Usually after ejaculation as the penis softens and looks like a snail.
I was banging Anne last night and after I came I pulled out and gave her a snail trail on her stomach.
by Dr. Topher August 09, 2015
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