2 definitions by Dr. Thesaures

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Its where you and a loved one both cramp into a small porta potty and shit in your hands and begin the process of smearing filthy shit all over the walls intill the whole inside is brown. Then you have dirty sex while holding onto the shit covered walls and smearing each other at the same time while screaming out all the people that have the last name johnson.
Shit Bill! are you listening???? the dam kids got into the our construction shitters again and gave it another Fuckhouse Johnson. I don't know what else do... you idiot they keep ruining every one we put out.
by Dr. Thesaures March 16, 2012
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A net that catches fish or what have you from the ocean.
Smells just like a wharf net in here... like some people just got together and had some low tide smelling sex.
by Dr. Thesaures March 16, 2012
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