Joed

A term coined in order to refer to someone who folds under pressure and blows it in a competitive event (i.e., golf, poker, etc.).

See also Shitting the Bed.
Tiger really Joed that putt at The Masters.
by Dr. Spicoli April 16, 2010
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BM Surprise

A fart with a lump in it. See also Hershey Squirt or Skidder Dribble.
Todd went to break wind during dinner and caught a little bit of Wind Pudding otherwise known as a BM Surprise.
by Dr. Spicoli July 10, 2006
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