Definitions by Dr. Spicoli

Joed 

A term coined in order to refer to someone who folds under pressure and blows it in a competitive event (i.e., golf, poker, etc.).

See also Shitting the Bed.

Tiger really Joed that putt at The Masters.

Joed by Dr. Spicoli April 17, 2010

BM Surprise

A fart with a lump in it. See also Hershey Squirt or Skidder Dribble.

Todd went to break wind during dinner and caught a little bit of Wind Pudding otherwise known as a BM Surprise.

BM Surprise by Dr. Spicoli September 5, 2008