dirty ginsberg

when you spunk on a guy's back and then writer your initials in the puddle of goo with the tip of your johnson

No I've never heard of anyone getting a dirty ginsberg but I imagine it is possible...

by Dr. Simulacra October 18, 2013

dirty camus

when a guy fucks his mom while his father fucks his sister...

Francois told me about the time he went dirty camus and his whole family joined in...

by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

shadow monk

stick a sock over your boner and then stand in front of a lamp and cast a shadow monk
on the wall

I broke up the party vibe by sporting a shadow monk in front of my
best friend's Mom.

by Dr. Simulacra October 09, 2013

dirty santa claus

when a Mall Santa picks up and places an innocent child on his lap close enough to "the zone" to grow a chubby.

You can never be too sure when your unsuspecting child might be participating in a dirty santa claus. Stay away from Malls in December!

by Dr. Simulacra December 14, 2013

dirty darth vadar

when you take on the evil emperor so to save your son from dying and then banging your daughter with an invisible schlong

I've totally wanted to dirty darth vadar Stephanie but she won't let me.

by Dr. Simulacra October 24, 2013

dirty brady

when a guy waits until the last 5 seconds of a football game to throw a winning touch down

did you just dirty brady?

by Dr. Simulacra October 18, 2013

dirty snatch sandwich

when a girl shits in a guy's face while he is eating off her snatch because she hates the way he acts around his buddies.

Hey, man I learned my lesson. Stick your tongue anywhere near Beth's gizmo and she'll serve you up a dirty snatch sandwich without warning.
Stay away from dat bitch.

by Dr. Simulacra October 28, 2013