Dr. Simulacra's definitions

dirty darth vadar

when you take on the evil emperor so to save your son from dying and then banging your daughter with an invisible schlong

I've totally wanted to dirty darth vadar Stephanie but she won't let me.

by Dr. Simulacra October 23, 2013

ejacalit

the way Larry David imagines black people say the word "ejaculate" in the tv series Curb Your Enthusiasm

someone sat down in a puddle of my ejacalit after I watched the new Carmen Electra pilates video

by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

dirty gravy

traditional turkey gravy that has been tweaked with a squirt of man juice and served special to annoying fathead in-laws at Thanks Giving dinner...

I couldn't resist making a special saucer of dirty gravy for the old lady's parents at Thanks Giving. I'll probably do it again for Christmas. Happy Holidays.

by Dr. Simulacra November 28, 2013

dirty twerk

when a girl in a short skirt is twerking a guy and intentionally sharts on the guy's junkhood...

yo man, I was at the Boneyard last night and some girl left a dirty twerk on my junk.

by Dr. Simulacra October 23, 2013

wordsmash

writing in a stream of consciousness free verse while tweaked up on any kind of narcotic substance organic synthetic or otherwise until the path of words ends in symbolic chaos and absolute nonsense...

an intentional form of writing that seeks to challenge the assumptions between writer and reader that support traditional channels of communication...

I aim to shake the world awake from hypnotic enslavement to a dead language through wordsmash.

by Dr. Simulacra October 9, 2013

dirty mandy

any girl who shits in a swimming pool or hot tub and blames it on the guy she is with

I left the party after my GF pulled a dirty mandy on me. Nasty bitch!

by Dr. Simulacra October 16, 2013

dirty burroughs

same as a dirty ginsberg except he does it to a stuffed teddy bear

I walked in on my Dad in the middle of a dirty burroughs and have been emotionally scarred for life.

by Dr. Simulacra October 17, 2013