Definitions by Dr. Simulacra

dirty yoda 

when a guy shits in another guy's coffee and blames it on the barista

Hey, did you hear what I did for Barry's Birthday? I gave him a dirty yoda.

dirty yoda by Dr. Simulacra October 25, 2013

dirty twerk

when a girl in a short skirt is twerking a guy and intentionally sharts on the guy's junkhood...

yo man, I was at the Boneyard last night and some girl left a dirty twerk on my junk.

dirty twerk by Dr. Simulacra October 23, 2013

dirty dracula 

when a guy likes to eat his girl's snatch out during her period...

Did you hear about Jimmy's dirty dracula? That boy is messed up for da pussy.

dirty dracula by Dr. Simulacra October 23, 2013

dirty darth vadar 

when you take on the evil emperor so to save your son from dying and then banging your daughter with an invisible schlong

I've totally wanted to dirty darth vadar Stephanie but she won't let me.

dirty darth vadar by Dr. Simulacra October 23, 2013

dirty ginsberg

when you spunk on a guy's back and then writer your initials in the puddle of goo with the tip of your johnson

No I've never heard of anyone getting a dirty ginsberg but I imagine it is possible...

dirty ginsberg by Dr. Simulacra October 17, 2013

dirty brady

when a guy waits until the last 5 seconds of a football game to throw a winning touch down

did you just dirty brady?

dirty brady by Dr. Simulacra October 17, 2013

dirty kerouac 

same as a dirty ginsberg except he does it to a girl

Jill let me give her a dirty kerouac and I knew she was the one.

dirty kerouac by Dr. Simulacra October 17, 2013