Definitions by Dr. Simulacra

theory of everything 

Theory of Everything (ToE) is the point in quantum theory Level 4 where the entire data set of everything ever known to exist is resolved in a simple equation: Life = Zero or One (depending on the size of your shaft)

I was bummed out when I my wife died, but then I read about Theory of Everything in hustler magazine.

theory of everything by Dr. Simulacra October 14, 2013

shadow monk 

stick a sock over your boner and then stand in front of a lamp and cast a shadow monk
on the wall

I broke up the party vibe by sporting a shadow monk in front of my
best friend's Mom.

shadow monk by Dr. Simulacra October 9, 2013

jack-it jacket 

a sock to pop-off into during beat time to save money on tissue paper in these harsh economic conditions...

I was in the middle of my own private rodeo when I felt the urge to explode coming on so I grabbed my jack-it jacket just in time.

jack-it jacket by Dr. Simulacra October 9, 2013

wordsmash

writing in a stream of consciousness free verse while tweaked up on any kind of narcotic substance organic synthetic or otherwise until the path of words ends in symbolic chaos and absolute nonsense...

an intentional form of writing that seeks to challenge the assumptions between writer and reader that support traditional channels of communication...

I aim to shake the world awake from hypnotic enslavement to a dead language through wordsmash.

wordsmash by Dr. Simulacra October 9, 2013