Dr. Sigh's definitions

smeating

Combination of the words “smell” and “cheating.” Smeating is the act of cheating on your significant other and not cleaning yourself for an extended period of time. While it may not be an intentional way to get them to know you’ve been cheating, it has that as a side effect. (Along with infections caused by poor hygiene) Even if the victim of a smeater doesn’t notice the smell of someone else, smeaters tends to not practice good hygiene and the victim will still notice the smell of body odor and sweat. While there’s usually some underlying reason a cheater does what they do, a smeater is what happens when that person loses all reason to care or take care of themselves and probably has some severe mental health problems that need to be addressed before they cause other risky behaviors.

Coined in the Ask Reddit thread “What’s a sexual deal-breaker for you in a relationship?”

Nick realized his girlfriend was smeating on him when he smelled cologne on her, but he had no idea how many days ago the cheating had occurred since she hadn’t taken a shower in the past week.

by Dr. Sigh April 27, 2019

night tripping

Hallucinating after prolonged sleep deprivation. Unlike regular tripping, this is mostly done on accident, sometimes involving too much caffeine, or a sign of insomnia or other sleep disorder.

Hallucinations during night tripping are usually more horrifying in nature, involving shadows and flickering light. Someone may even think they see bugs crawling on the walls, or shadow people.

After typing his paper up until the early morning hours, Alan started night tripping. The fear caused by this made it nearly impossible for him to sleep, and he stayed up until sunrise.

by Dr. Sigh September 20, 2016