Boner

That hard thing in your pants when you walk by Victoria's Secret

Person 1: Sir, you have a raging boner.
Person 2: Don't mind me, I just walked past Victoria's Secret

by Dr. Seuss, PhD June 19, 2011

Happiness

A moment of bliss when you have no problems whatsoever

Happiness:

1. Walking into a room and finding a full plate of bacon
2. Enjoying life in general

by Dr. Seuss, PhD September 11, 2011

upthumbs

A much cooler way to say "thumbs up"

You can chug a gallon of milk? Upthumbs!

by Dr. Seuss, PhD July 20, 2011

Agrify

To make angry; to aggravate

You better not do that, it might agrify him.
That insult sure agrified me.

by Dr. Seuss, PhD April 13, 2011