Definitions by Dr. Seuss, PhD

Iowa 

Idiots Out Wandering Around

Iowa is the home to several idiots out wandering around.

Iowa by Dr. Seuss, PhD July 9, 2011

Boner 

That hard thing in your pants when you walk by Victoria's Secret

Person 1: Sir, you have a raging boner.
Person 2: Don't mind me, I just walked past Victoria's Secret

Boner by Dr. Seuss, PhD June 19, 2011

Disney Channel

That shit spewing out of your television

What kind of obnoxious television is this?
Its the Disney Channel.
All I see is a bunch of kids yelling about fruit juice..

Disney Channel by Dr. Seuss, PhD June 19, 2011

Agrify 

To make angry; to aggravate

You better not do that, it might agrify him.
That insult sure agrified me.

Agrify by Dr. Seuss, PhD May 2, 2011