Dr. Seuss, PhD's definitions

PikaJew

A Jewish Pokémon. His signature move is to steal your money.

PikaJew! I choose jew!!

by Dr. Seuss, PhD December 11, 2011

Iowa

Idiots Out Wandering Around

Iowa is the home to several idiots out wandering around.

by Dr. Seuss, PhD July 9, 2011

Boner

That hard thing in your pants when you walk by Victoria's Secret

Person 1: Sir, you have a raging boner.
Person 2: Don't mind me, I just walked past Victoria's Secret

by Dr. Seuss, PhD June 19, 2011

Happiness

A moment of bliss when you have no problems whatsoever

Happiness:

1. Walking into a room and finding a full plate of bacon
2. Enjoying life in general

by Dr. Seuss, PhD September 11, 2011