Hey...Hey, Regina. Yeah...Did you know Paul likes to Uneasy Squeeze all the guys at work? Couldn't pinch anything off. Didn't feel right at all.
by Dr. Petile July 22, 2011
(n)- A jar, or any type of container, consisting of an age old fart from years past. Sometimes buried or simply placed on a nearby shelf.
When Abraham Lincoln's Ass Capsule was found, people, both North and South, cherished the rich scent of his noble brand.
by Dr. Petile July 22, 2011
When a loved one asks you to feel his/her butt for any defects, then proceeds to hold your hand there while letting out a very loud or smelly fart.
by Dr. Petile July 22, 2011