3 definitions by Dr. Petile
(n)- A jar, or any type of container, consisting of an age old fart from years past. Sometimes buried or simply placed on a nearby shelf.
When Abraham Lincoln's Ass Capsule was found, people, both North and South, cherished the rich scent of his noble brand.
by Dr. Petile July 22, 2011
When a loved one asks you to feel his/her butt for any defects, then proceeds to hold your hand there while letting out a very loud or smelly fart.
by Dr. Petile July 22, 2011
Hey...Hey, Regina. Yeah...Did you know Paul likes to Uneasy Squeeze all the guys at work? Couldn't pinch anything off. Didn't feel right at all.
by Dr. Petile July 22, 2011