Definitions by Dr. Petile

Uneasy Squeeze 

When someone, any age or sex, holds their hand on your bare leg as you attempt to complete a dump.

Hey...Hey, Regina. Yeah...Did you know Paul likes to Uneasy Squeeze all the guys at work? Couldn't pinch anything off. Didn't feel right at all.

Uneasy Squeeze by Dr. Petile July 22, 2011

Ass Capsule 

(n)- A jar, or any type of container, consisting of an age old fart from years past. Sometimes buried or simply placed on a nearby shelf.

When Abraham Lincoln's Ass Capsule was found, people, both North and South, cherished the rich scent of his noble brand.

Ass Capsule by Dr. Petile July 22, 2011

Danny Glover 

When a loved one asks you to feel his/her butt for any defects, then proceeds to hold your hand there while letting out a very loud or smelly fart.

Hey, sis! I'm gonna go over there and give grandma and old Danny Glover!

Danny Glover by Dr. Petile July 22, 2011