Vagisium

Vagisium was discovered right after Penisium on Feburary 22, 2012. It is at its best when found in Lickstenstein. It is at it's largest when found at night on the streets of Las Vegas, Nevada. It is at it's smallest in Asia because there is no discovered Penisium there. When thoroughly mixed with Penisium, it will produce Babyisium. When Vagisium reaches about 50 years of age, it generally becomes unusable.
A mother and a father will mix Vagisium with Penisium to produce Babyisium, but if it's over used, it will become very large and it will have very little chance of produsing Babyisium.
by Dr. Master Bates May 02, 2012
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Penisium

An element discovered on February 22, 2012 while working on Chemistry. The color of this element generally corelates with its size. Penisium of the black variety is the largest known, while Penisium of the white variety is average size. It has yet to be discovered in Asia. Penisium deteriorates and loses density over time. Occasionally, it extremely hardens for 10-20 minutes when it comes in contact with vagisium. It will shrink in cold temperatures and will shrink when it's mixed with anabolic steroids. When mixed with vagisium, it will produce cumisium. When thouroughly mixed with vagisium, it'll produce babyisium.
A mother and father will mix penisium with vagisium to produce babyisium.
by Dr. Master Bates May 02, 2012
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