Dr. Lovingham's definitions

Mysogyphile

One who derives satisfaction from abusing women.

Did you hear about Scott? He called his mother a cunt. What a mysogyphile

by Dr. Lovingham March 14, 2009

efauxticon

A typed-out emotion or event that isn't really happening, but the person typing it really wants you to know how important what she just said was by adding the efauxticon.

- i just opened a can of pickles and it spilled on me lol

- did you really laugh out loud when it happened?

- no.

- stop using efauxticons, you phony whore

by Dr. Lovingham May 26, 2009

Masturglacien

When masturbating, it takes forever to reach an orgasm.

Man ever since I started these seratonin reuptake inhibitors, I've suffered from some serious masturglacien.

by Dr. Lovingham March 14, 2009