11 definitions by Dr. Literate

crazy bread

1. Breadsticks with butter and lots of Parmesan cheese made at the now defunct Little Ceaser's Pizza restaurants.
2. A smelly vagina.

That bitch Doreen from the pizza place has the crazy bread, both kinds.

by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006

cornchute

A rectum, butthole, asshole, etc.

I'm going to church to tear that mouthy reverend a new cornchute.
That kid from down the street tried to go up my sister's cornchute, I'm gonna break his jaw with a tire iron!

by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006

shitheel

1. An obnoxious stupid person who is totally unaware that others are disgusted by them.
2. Someone who is unaware they have excrement on their shoes or feet.

My neighbor's kid is a worthless shitheel who can't even drive a lawnmower in a straight line.

by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006

gusher jizzmax

1. Member of freak-metal band Gwar.
2. A particularly voluminous male ejaculation.

Did you see Gusher Jizzmax give Bob from the mail room the ole gusher jizzmax?! Best office Christmas party ever!

by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006