Definitions by Dr. Literate

klingon 

1. Violent aliens from the various Star Trek TV shows.
2. Nerds who think they are violent aliens.
3. Poo stuck to your ass hair; dingleberries.

Q: how is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

klingon by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006

crazy bread 

1. Breadsticks with butter and lots of Parmesan cheese made at the now defunct Little Ceaser's Pizza restaurants.
2. A smelly vagina.

That bitch Doreen from the pizza place has the crazy bread, both kinds.

crazy bread by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006

bbd

Harmonixing soulsters "Bell, Biv, Devoe"

the song "that girl is poison" is by BBD

bbd by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006

gusher jizzmax 

1. Member of freak-metal band Gwar.
2. A particularly voluminous male ejaculation.

Did you see Gusher Jizzmax give Bob from the mail room the ole gusher jizzmax?! Best office Christmas party ever!

gusher jizzmax by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006