3 definitions by Dr. Lipschitz

Thumper Dumper

The type of dump that makes your pants fit better and makes your legs quiver.

Last night when we got back from KFC I had a thumper dumper!

by Dr. Lipschitz August 26, 2010

Midnight Train

The act of taking a dump on a black man/woman's chest. It is known as a midnight train because the shit blends in with the colored skin of the recipient

Last night i gave Lafonda a midnight train

by Dr. Lipschitz August 26, 2010

Procrasturbate

To masturbate and procrastinate at the same time.

I procrasturbate when I don't feel like doing my homework.

by Dr. Lipschitz September 7, 2017