Definitions by Dr. Lipschitz

Procrasturbate 

To masturbate and procrastinate at the same time.

I procrasturbate when I don't feel like doing my homework.

Procrasturbate by Dr. Lipschitz September 8, 2017

Midnight Train

The act of taking a dump on a black man/woman's chest. It is known as a midnight train because the shit blends in with the colored skin of the recipient

Last night i gave Lafonda a midnight train

Midnight Train by Dr. Lipschitz August 26, 2010

Thumper Dumper

The type of dump that makes your pants fit better and makes your legs quiver.

Last night when we got back from KFC I had a thumper dumper!

Thumper Dumper by Dr. Lipschitz August 26, 2010