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Definitions by Dr. J-Bone

A pre-bark is the low volume “oof” that a dog generates before committing to a full bark. The pre-bark involves forcing air past the floppy dog cheek in quick intervals .
The pre-bark is often used when a person or animal has the audacity to come anywhere near the dog’s house or yard.

Also known as a “cheek bark”
“Why is your dog staring out the window and making an ‘oofsound?”
“He’s just pre-barking at someone way down the street”
Pre-bark by Dr. J-Bone October 13, 2025

Brozilian 

The male version of a Brazilian bikini wax
I have a hot date tonight, I need to do some manscaping and get a Brozilian.
Brozilian by Dr. J-Bone April 25, 2015