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Definitions by Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel
Human Fire Hydrant
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It's when a
midget
climbs on a
fire hydrant
and covers themselves with
peanut butter
.
When I
go
into
the city
, I see
human
fire hydrant.
Human Fire Hydrant
by
Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel
May 30, 2013
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Slippery Muffin
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When you drink milk out of a woman'
s
vagina
during
oral sex
.
The Slippery Muffin is my favorite activity to do with
my girlfriend
after a long
day
of
work
.
Slippery Muffin
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Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel
May 30, 2013
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