Definitions by Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel

Human Fire Hydrant

It's when a midget climbs on a fire hydrant and covers themselves with peanut butter.

When I go into the city, I see human fire hydrant.

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When you drink milk out of a woman's vagina during oral sex.

The Slippery Muffin is my favorite activity to do with my girlfriend after a long day of work.

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