Definitions by Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel

Human Fire Hydrant 

It's when a midget climbs on a fire hydrant and covers themselves with peanut butter.

When I go into the city, I see human fire hydrant.

Human Fire Hydrant by Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel May 30, 2013

Slippery Muffin

When you drink milk out of a woman's vagina during oral sex.

The Slippery Muffin is my favorite activity to do with my girlfriend after a long day of work.

Slippery Muffin by Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel May 30, 2013