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Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel's definitions

Slippery Muffin

When you drink milk out of a woman's vagina during oral sex.
The Slippery Muffin is my favorite activity to do with my girlfriend after a long day of work.
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Human Fire Hydrant

It's when a midget climbs on a fire hydrant and covers themselves with peanut butter.
When I go into the city, I see human fire hydrant.
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