Definitions by Dr. GlitterSparkles

underplumbed

(Adjective) describes a building or venue with inadequate plumbing or restroom facilities

(Verb: underplumb) To design or construct a building with inadequate restroom facilities or plumbing

(adjective) I’ve been waiting in line 30 minutes to use the toilet—this place is seriously underplumbed. (Verb) I have four teenagers, so don’t underplumb our new house with only one bathroom upstairs.

underplumbed by Dr. GlitterSparkles August 27, 2019

Sex-dial

Inadvertently placing a phone call while intimately engaged.

Oops. I sex-dialed my wife while I was with my boss. Now I’m in trouble.

Sex-dial by Dr. GlitterSparkles January 11, 2019

Textend

(verb) to needlessly extend one’s occupancy of a table, parking space, bathroom stall, or other shared area in order to interact with one’s smart phone, particularly when others are waiting to use the area for its intended purpose

Many vehicles searched for a place to park while he textended on his email.

Textend by Dr. GlitterSparkles May 6, 2018

multi-source 

(Verb) to obtain something, in particular prescription narcotics, from several different sources; doctor shopping

He overdosed on pain pills he had multi-sourced from doctors, friends, and the Internet.

multi-source by Dr. GlitterSparkles February 1, 2018