Dr. GlitterSparkles's definitions

Funnilingus

An experience which produces as much fun, joy, and pleasure as receiving cunnilingus

Celebrating her 21st birthday with all her friends in the VIP suite was pure funnilingus!

by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 11, 2020

underplumbed

(Adjective) describes a building or venue with inadequate plumbing or restroom facilities

(Verb: underplumb) To design or construct a building with inadequate restroom facilities or plumbing

(adjective) I’ve been waiting in line 30 minutes to use the toilet—this place is seriously underplumbed. (Verb) I have four teenagers, so don’t underplumb our new house with only one bathroom upstairs.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles August 27, 2019

blissmas

An event or period of time in which one experiences bliss equivalent to or greater than that experienced at a holiday such as Christmas.

Reuniting with her three children was blissmas for her.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 9, 2020

Embellisize

To EMBELLIsh or exaggerate the SIZE of something, particularly one’s own penis

Napoleon’s lovers were generally disappointed after hearing him embellisize all evening.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 9, 2020